Today I whacked 2 hippies. They were running at me, waving Calvin Klein underwears and I lost my cool. I picked up 3 grains of rice and hurled them, with all my might, at the hippies. The rice hit one of the hippies and he fell down bleeding but missed the other one. Armed wif underwear, the hippy (Note: There was one left) charged at me while singing to the tune of "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls. I ran away like mad. This happened in China.