My first rule as a Mayor was to exile, exterminate and extinct all Hippies. Somehow the hippies weren't very happy about that. So they sent their hippy lord, Jubbs, to meet with me. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: Do not destroy the hippies, or if you wish to, you have to give me something of great value. Thus, I gave him 2 raw eggs and a bowl of noodles. He went home smiling. Suddenly I felt a warm presence in the vicinity. I looked around and saw Jubs(Note the one less B). I had never met him before and I didn't know how I knew his name. I called in my Indian advisor and he dragged Jubs to the Mastur bateroom and locked the door. The sounds I heard after that were horrifying. He was more explosive than I thought...